What job would you want out of these?

OMG I HATE being called an AMBULANCE DRIVER!! That is like my biggest pet peive!! I am a damn Paramedic.. I give drugs, conduct and interpret complex medical test like 12-lead EKGs, I perform advanced medical procedures like surgical airways, needle decompression, and rapid sequence intubation!! Emt's and Paramedics HATE being called Ambulance Drivers! Saying it in front of us...well now that is a good way to get punched in the face... well unless you are just ignorant... But yeah that is my little rant for the night... hehe I know you just copied and pasted but I saw that, and had to say something... By the way being a Paramedic is a Grrrrreat career!!